Some days, you can't muster up enough energy to get out of bed, let alone cause destruction in someone's life. On those days, you need something simple, hands-free, with easy clean up. I suggest a vat of acid. Harley Quinn fell into a vat of acid to prove herself and emerged transformed. Her skin was bleached, and her mind? She wasn't too sane to begin with, anyway, but it changed her life.
DISSOLVED
You have a few choices when using acid for your devilish deeds.
The Unwanted Facial
Mixed Cocktails
Swim at Your Own Risk
Acid heats up any amount of water it becomes mixed with. The human body comprises 60% water, which means Burn Baby Burn. With no water in your body, your skin shrivels and clumps up. If you have tattoos, you and your tattoo artist will need to have a serious conversation about touch-ups. If you're looking for quick and heated revenge, a walk-by might be your thing. A surprise splash of acid to the face immediately melts the skin. This act can cause not only blindness but often the eyelids to melt together. The downfall to The Unwanted Facial is back spray. If you're not careful, you could end up nipping yourself. So be warned. Care to be more refined? Invite your "friend" to dinner, and for after-dinner cocktails, serve your signature drink, "Drain O," a hefty sip of whiskey infused with a side of drain cleaner. A killer combination. Ingestion causes burns in the mouth and throat, chest pain, and difficulty breathing. If enough acid is ingested, it eats away at your "pals" insides until they succumb. It is best to mark your cup so you don't accidentally cleanse yourself from the world. Just a little free advice. Finally, the vat of acid. Your body almost instantly is covered in burns the moment it comes into contact. If left in the vat long enough, sturdy, strong bones weaken into a rubberlike state as your body melts. I bet it looks like a latex Halloween costume as they float around till they fully dissolve.
SCORCHING REALITY
Acid is corrosive and damages anything it touches, from metal to human tissue. It is one of the most unforgiving substances worldwide and is often stored in liquid form, and being a part of many household products makes it easy to obtain. Unfortunately, it is used in the world far too often. From a man who threw it on his girlfriend because she refused to marry him to a mob boss who kidnapped the son of a turncoat and dissolved his body in a vat of acid, then alluded the police for 39 years, up till September 2023 when a woman entered a home not her own and threw acid on two sleeping siblings.
Revenge burns at our core, wanting justice for the everyday pains, heartaches, and sorrows, but we don't have to act on that fire, that rage. DO NOT KILL PEOPLE OR THROW/DIP/DROWN THEM IN ACID. It might make you feel good, but it won't solve a thing. However, lighting a joint and daydreaming of how you lured that anal critic to your hidden vat of acid in the woods or at the old abandoned warehouse near the edge of town and pushed them in will leave you with a clean and cleansed feeling as you go about the rest of your day.
Another Death in a Nutshell from the Mind of Mia Lyttle Twysted
Your local poison control center can be reached directly by calling the national toll-free Poison Help hotline (1-800-222-1222) from anywhere in the United States. This national hotline will let you talk to experts in poisoning. They will give you further instructions. From <https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/002779.htm>
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